10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.