10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"