10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."