10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"