10 Random Poker Quotes

Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery