10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!