10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.