10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach