10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...