10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"