10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fold and live to fold again
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha