10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders