10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!