10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.