10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare