10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss