10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.