10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'