10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury