10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05