10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.