10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier