10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)