10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."