10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Welcome to kicker school