10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.