10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm