10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus