10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss