10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!