10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer