10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for loners.
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
The all-in play works everytime but once.