10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."