10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.