10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.