10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "No river, no fish."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.