10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."