10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes