10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz