10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth