10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln