10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05