10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester