10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."