10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school