10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.