10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.