10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill