10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson