10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A